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She had tits for *days*
a fanfiction (via pajamawolfie)

AND LEGS AS BIG AS MELONS (via genril)
  #reblogging for comment  
She had tits for *days*
a fanfiction
  #fanfiction    #man i love fanfiction    #have mercy  

However you feel about Teen Titans Go, you’ve gotta admit the reaction pics are great.

  #teen titans    #teen titans go    #ttg    #raven    #starfire  
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Song: Black Betty
Artist: Ram Jam
Album: BNT
Played: 713 times.

ich-farte:



Inspired by accidentally seeing http://xecra.tumblr.com/post/81449753248 with this song playing. 

this post didn’t get enough attention

  #kill la kill    #satsuki kiryuin    #music    #head banging    #black betty    #metal satsuki  
The lighting in the second picture is terrible.
Also, I am more concerned about the guns in the second picture. They hold a lot more bullets and shoot way faster than a rifle or a handgun. View in High-Res

The lighting in the second picture is terrible.

Also, I am more concerned about the guns in the second picture. They hold a lot more bullets and shoot way faster than a rifle or a handgun.

  #guns  
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happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy

grandecaps:

Sceencaps || The Young Victoria

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Quality : BluRay Screencaptures
Amount : 2277 files
Resolution : 1920x800px

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-Please credit grande_caps/kissthemgoodbye!

happy happy joy joy

happy happy joy

  #the young victoria    #happy happy joy joy    #funny picture    #no i haven't watched this    #look at her face  

A few weeks ago I went to the Renaissance Faire

I bought 3 things there:

1. A margarita

2. this horn (for blowing not for drinking)

and

3. another margarita.

Some of which I spilled on the horn.

My family was so thrilled.

  #renaissance faire    #renaissance festival    #margarita    #doin' wolfie things    #mundane wolfie news    #that horn is super loud  
My competitive battle Mightyena turned out pretty well after all.
Today she OHKO’d a Mega Mewtwo Y. And then she did OHKO’d another Mega Mewtwo Y in another battle.
And that person with the team made of almost all fire types regretted going up against my Milotic and Arcanine.
And somehow, my Meganium with a Rocky Helmet managed to win a standoff with a Metagross. (Flower Dinosaur vs the Liberty Bell)
I had a good Pokemon battle day. View in High-Res

My competitive battle Mightyena turned out pretty well after all.

Today she OHKO’d a Mega Mewtwo Y. And then she did OHKO’d another Mega Mewtwo Y in another battle.

And that person with the team made of almost all fire types regretted going up against my Milotic and Arcanine.

And somehow, my Meganium with a Rocky Helmet managed to win a standoff with a Metagross. (Flower Dinosaur vs the Liberty Bell)

I had a good Pokemon battle day.

  #pokemon    #mightyena    #pokemon battles    #mega mewtwo y    #meganium    #wolfie plays  

Wolfie Plays: Duck Hunt (on the NES)

I learned to play it yesterday. And I’m actually pretty damn good at it. (Probably because it doesn’t involve any characters jumping over pits.)

Anyway here are my current high scores:

1 Duck
Level 22 — 644,700

2 Ducks
Level 27 — 810,600

Clay Pigeons
Level 25 — 729,000

I don’t know if they’re low or not, bc I have nothing to compare them to.

I play alternating hands between rounds, ie all odd numbered rounds are played with the right and all the even rounds with the left. I’m equally good with both hands, which is strange because I’m very right-handed.

I was disappointed to find out that you could not actually shoot the dog.

"It appears that the mirthful dog cannot experience the harm from the plastic TV gun."

  #wolfie plays    #duck hunt    #nes  

One of my own biggest fans

Since I’ve been off the dash, I’ve been reblogging my old posts.

  #doin' wolfie things    #mundane wolfie news  

One day, I want someone to say “You were the best I ever had” to me.

The best friend, nemesis, maid, sensei, Pokemon opponent, whatever.

It doesn’t matter. As long as I’m the best.

  #well it matters a little    #i wanna be the very best    #like no one ever was    #the best    #text post    #quote  
A wild Raven appeared!
Terra used Muddy Water.
It’s super effective!
summary of Teen Titans episode 25, “Aftershock Part 1”
  #teen titans    #terra    #wolfie watches    #quote    #raven  

Wolfie Playz: DYNOWARZ (on the NES)

Oh my gosh, I’ve just been having a great time playing the NES out in my brother’s camper. I finally found a few games that I don’t suck at, the first of which is Duck Hunt, and the second one is…

DYNOWARZ: The Destruction of Spondylus

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*Game is not as cool as box art

Were you sitting in front of a hand-me-down NES wondering why Metroid is so hard and why it doesn’t let you ride inside a robot dinosaur? Well here is your game.

Dynowarz has some plot or something but I didn’t read it; kill some aliens, blah blah, I’m just going to shoot everything anyway.

So here’s my summary (I’m on the third stage, about halfway through):

"You’re an astronaut guy who’s shooting at a bunch of little dinosaurs and guns and stuff until you find a giant robot dinosaur to ride in. You use your robot dinosaur to punch other robot dinosaurs until they explode. Sometimes when they explode, you get better weapons so you can punch and / or shoot things better.

"After beating up a sufficient amount of dinosaurs, you get out of your Punchasaurus and go into a building, where you shoot your way through a few rooms to find the enemy: some sort of pulsing alien creature. It looks like a butthole. So you shoot the Alien Butthole till it dies, then hop back in your Punchasaurus and punch your way through the next level."

Anyways, I’m sitting there laughing my butt off. I think it’s funny in the same way I think villains on the Power Rangers are funny. Yeaaahh…

Then I realized I’d seen the cover art before. It was from this cracked.com article: The 16 Most Wildly Misleading Video Game Covers Ever. (Y’all should read it, it’s hilarious.)

Most reviews say that it sucks, and I kinda see where they’re coming from. But then again… ROBOT DINOSAURS PUNCHING OTHER DINOSAURS AND FIGHTING BUTTHOLE ALIENS!

The 6 year old inside me is delighted.

It doesn’t take much.

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Mew casually flies by as Punchasaurus fights its evil clone.

  #dynowarz    #wolfie plays    #nes    #retro gaming  
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cooooolbean:

  #kill la kill    #satsuki kiryuin    #head banging    #animal i have become    #haven't seen this post for 6 months    #metal satsuki  

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Waste
Of
Money,
Breath,
And
Time

  #wombat