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The worst part of Lucy was the 50 Shades of Grey trailer

  #luc besson    #wolfie watches    #lucy    #50 shades movie    #barfing    #the best part was the car chase  

Dammit Moon Moon!

  #dammit moon moon    #moon moon    #lol  

Your library has a manga section? Libraries have manga *sections*?

kyoufushimi:

*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*

Lucky.

My library has one shelf and it has like, volumes 16 and 27 of Vampire Knight, vol 29 of Oh! My Goddess, the first volume of Guin Saga, and Nausicaa Vol 4. That’s it.

The other public library has no manga whatsoever. Or anyone who’d even know what manga is.

  #lucky    #library    #manga  

I think I’m gonna go

It’s not very good for me here

  #beaten down    #succumbed to bitterness and hate    #that gif is more badass than i actually feel    #but this is the internet    #wolfie whining  

You know what I wanna see?

A bunch of hardcore, extremely serious, and easily offended social justice warriors all sit in the same room and watch Hetalia together.

Better yet, they couldn’t have a computer or internet access to tell everyone how mad it makes them.

And afterwards, I’d come in with the “obviously racist” cleaning product Fabuloso and a mop and clean up all the blood.

  #sj    #can't stop    #hetalia    #i am too bitter and jaded    #i can't stop thinking    #wolfie whining  

amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

Is this RWBY?

  #rwby    #it's also a gun    #beacon academy computer club  

Wolfie Replies to: stop saying “crazy” all the time

toxicnebulae:

instead of “it’s driving me crazy/mad/insane,” say:

  • it’s driving me up a wall
  • it’s driving me to my wits’ end
  • it’s annoying to no end
  • it’s driving me ‘round the bend
  • it’s driving me to distraction
  • it’s a pain in the ass
  • it’s getting on my last nerve
  • it’s giving me a hard time
  • it’s testing my patience
  • I’m fed up with it

instead of “that girl/dress/colour/movie is so crazy,” say:

  • zany
  • vibrant
  • unconventional
  • idiosyncratic
  • goofy
  • eccentric
  • funny
  • campy
  • silly
  • preposterous

instead of “that politician’s views are crazy/deluded/insane,” say

  • ridiculous
  • abhorrent
  • wrong
  • irrational
  • nonsensical
  • despicable
  • counterfactual
  • mistaken
  • perverse
  • out of line
  • absurd
  • senseless

words to avoid:

  • crazy
  • insane
  • mad
  • deluded
  • nuts/nutty
  • psycho
  • lunatic/loony
  • mental

Some of these are still ableist

wouldn’t “pain in the ass” be offensive to gay men or others who like anal sex but sometimes find it painful?

"perverse" means deviation from the norm, especially in a sexual sense, as are many persecuted members of the world by societal standards (the so-called alternate lifestyles)

"to my wit’s end" suggests that the irritating thing will soon drive them out of their wits, thereby making them unable to think and function in everyday life (m*ntal, cr*zy, r*****************d)

"getting on my last nerve" is offensive to people who have nerve damage

"I’m fed up with it" could trigger people with eating disorders

and for examples of what we should not call crazy and use a non-ableist substitute for, why was “girl” an example and not “boy”? What about the non-binary folks out there? The otherkin? Are you just going to ignore them?

HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO?

Oops, sorry to the 5 people out there who are rabbits in human bodies. Or Alice in Wonderland. Or Morpheus or Neo from The Matrix. My bad.

  #no one is safe    #sj    #i hate social justice    #i wish i was dead    #wolfie whining    #i'm going to cut out my tongue and take up drugs because i can't stop thinking    #it never stops  

Fun Fact of the Day:

Meow from Space Dandy is actually the Pokemon Milotic.

  #pokemon    #Space Dandy    #meow    #milotic    #pokemon amie    #wolfie plays    #pokemon x    #i named my battle trained milotic meow  
I have 500 followers for some reason!
I will express my gratitude by posting this picture of Scorpina from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

I have 500 followers for some reason!

I will express my gratitude by posting this picture of Scorpina from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

  #Power Rangers    #Mighty Morphin Power Rangers    #scorpina    #totally badass    #i love her    #she rules    #make a show about her    #tumblr milestone    #500 followers  

I frickin’ hate Miltank with a burning passion that is hotter than the sun in the middle of July. And that’s saying something because y’all know how much I love boob jokes. Frickin’ Miltank.

  #miltank    #pokemon    #boob jokes    #wolfie plays    #pokemon crystal    #pokemon x  

If they make a rock-type Eeveelution, they should name it Rockon.

  #keep it simple    #pokemon    #eeveelution    #wolfie plays    #pokemon x  
This actually happened to my male Sylveon (named Gutmuncher).
I laughed for 2 minutes straight. View in High-Res

This actually happened to my male Sylveon (named Gutmuncher).

I laughed for 2 minutes straight.

  #pokeshaming    #pokemon    #sylveon    #druddigon    #wolfie plays    #pokemon x    #cute charm  
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

  #tumblrbot  

servantmarth:

milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

look how much fun they’re having

  #meanwhile in japan    #favorite    #lol    #roll with it  

renvalkyrie:

there’s still like five days of hiatus left

  #rwby    #rwby text posts